撩小哥哥的套路句子(撩小哥哥的套路句子大全)
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<p >一、<span > “亲爱的，你知道为什么你每次生气我都让着你吗？” “为什么呀？” “因为你生气的样子像一只像猫咪很可爱。”</span></p><p ><span >二、<span > “你闻到什么味道了吗?” “没有啊” “怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了”</span></span></p><p ><span ><span >三、<span >“你有女朋友吗” “没有” “那恭喜你，现在有了。”</span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span >四、<span > “我犹豫了好几天，最后决定扔个硬币，正面朝上就跟你表白。” “如果背面朝上呢?” “翻过来呗。”</span></span></span></span></p><p ><img src="https://www.dfrlyy.com/zb_users/upload/2022/01/20220129173347_32083.jpg" img_width="480" img_height="640" alt="超甜撩人套路一问一答，很甜很撩的句子撩男生" ></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span >五、<span >“我的手上<span >割</span>了一个口子，你也割一个吧” “为什么” “这样我们就是两口子了”</span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >六、<span > “小姐姐，小姐姐，你是什么座的啊？” “金牛座啊，你呢？” “我是…我是为你量身定做的。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >七、<span > “你会弹吉他吗？” “不会。” “那你为什么能拨动我的心弦。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >八、<span >“你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村。”“怎么滴？”“我在下个村等你。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><img src="https://www.dfrlyy.com/zb_users/upload/2022/01/20220129173349_59219.jpg" img_width="500" img_height="750" alt="超甜撩人套路一问一答，很甜很撩的句子撩男生" ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >九、<span >“姑娘，小生想向你问路。” “公子，想去哪里？” “我想去你心里。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十、<span >“你真很讨厌耶” “怎么了?” “你凭啥驻扎在我心里，赶也赶不走?”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十一、<span >“我想去你家附近送快递” “为什么？” “因为我想对你说：你好，你的宝贝到了，请来娶一下”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十二、<span >“见到你之后我只想成为一种人。” “什么人？” “你的人。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><img src="https://www.dfrlyy.com/zb_users/upload/2022/01/20220129173350_61068.jpg" img_width="500" img_height="750" alt="超甜撩人套路一问一答，很甜很撩的句子撩男生" ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十三、<span >“突然觉得自己很自私。” “？” “我只爱你，没给任何女生机会来追我。”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十四、<span >“我觉得我跟你玩捉迷藏的话 我一定会输” “为什么” “因为爱一个人，藏也藏不住”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十五、<span > “想问你借个杯子” “借杯子干嘛” “因为我想借你的一辈子”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span ><span >十六、<span >“结婚后你会不会出轨” “媳妇是你，就不会了” “媳妇不是我，会怎么样” “我会出轨来找你”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p>
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